I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

YOU ARE NOW IN BLUE PLANET TERRITORY!!! Blue planet is my digital home and realm of imagination!!! EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! You are free to explore and get lost in the depths of this planet!!!

Song of the moment:

Artist: Hampton the Hampster Song title: The HampsterDance Song

Webmaster comment: It was a wednesday afternoon. I was hanging out with a friend at the university campus, when this song came to mind. I started to sing the song and asked my friend if they knew the song, and they said they didn't, so I went to search for the song so they could listen to it. The problem was: I didn't know the name of the song, only the melody. I tried searching for "mi mi mi ma me mi mou mou mi ma me mi miou mirirmirmiririri ma me mou" because that's how I remembered the song, but no results showed up. I tried every way I could think of, I even tried to sing the song to see if google's song detection knew the name of the song, but to no avail. My friend was laughing their ass off as I desperately tried to find the song, I started to even question if the song was real or if it was just a figment of my imagination. I decided to record a voice message to my partner to see if they by any chance knew the song, I sang the song but my friend wouldn't stop laughing in the background, and that made me laugh too so my singing ended up completely out of tune and quite goofy (even worse is that mid recording someone interrupted us to ask for directions! so embarassing) AND GUESS WHAT MY PARTNER KNEW THE SONG AND SENT ME THE LINK TO IT!! I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY TO FINALLY FIND THE SONG THAT TEARS OF JOY STARTED TO FORM AROUND MY EYES, this song is life changing thank you hampton the hampster for dropping such a masterpiece of a song